January 2012
When I rule the world, which will be a benign Dictatorship, anyone with smoke issuing from any orifice of their person will be deemed to be on fire and therefore a hazard to life and limb. It will be mandatory to put them out with the nearest Fire Extinguisher and thus save the rest of humanity (moot ... Read More
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