When I rule the world which will be a benign Dictatorship people who have Cats will be made to be responsible for them and not allow them to crap in everyone else’s gardens. It is rightly unacceptable for dogs to be allowed to roam and deposit unpleasant piles everywhere so why should it be ... Read More
When I rule the world, which will be a benign Dictatorship anyone using stupid words like ‘de-normalisation’ when there are perfectly adequate words available will be severely chastised. The sanction for being a pompous ass will be as follows. They will be put in the Stocks and the more sensible members of the community will be invited ... Read More
When I rule the world, which will be a benign Dictatorship, anyone with smoke issuing from any orifice of their person will be deemed to be on fire and therefore a hazard to life and limb. It will be mandatory to put them out with the nearest Fire Extinguisher and thus save the rest of humanity (moot ... Read More
When I rule the world, which will be a benign Dictatorship, nobody will get ‘affect’ and ‘effect’ confused because it REALLY irritates me.